Merc Rule 49

Merc Rule 49: The road to hell is paved with politicians. And mimes. Longhorn and Bixby are the local flavors of politician. Longhorn is the Mayor of Three Hub. Helps that he’s the munitions supplier for […]

Merc Rule 32

Merc Rule 32: Heights ain’t particularly dangerous. Unless you fall from ’em. Every merc has a fear or two tucked away someplace dark where no one is like to discover it. Saving me, o’ course. We […]

Merc Rule 31

Merc Rule 31: A merc can conquer the entire world with one hand if you put enough money in the other. This rule’s a bit deceptive. Particularly the bit that seems to imply that a merc’s […]

Merc Rule 30

Merc Rule 30: A merc feels truly alive when holding a live grenade. Unless they hold it for more than three seconds. Billie Rocket-thumbs is a self-taught demolitions expert, which is a rare thing. Seeing as […]

Merc Rule 27

Merc Rule 27: Few things are as terrifying as a man in a wig and dress running at you with a sword. The Kabukimono are a dangerous sort. Street samurai embracing the bygone culture of their […]

Merc Rule 24

Merc Rule 24:  Omission is the better part of valor. You may be wondering if this rule refers to lying by omission, or just plain omission of valor. And to that I say… yep. It’s a […]


Nagaharu Nightsbane, Battlemage of the fifth Order, salivated at the thought of a bacon double with cheese. He could almost taste those two all beef patties, four sizzling strips of thick-cut bacon, and melted cheddar. […]

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