Merc Rule 50

Merc Rule 50: A coward dies a thousand deaths, but still outlives a fool. Nobody likes a coward. And that’s a damn shame, ’cause it’s a whole lot of work living long enough to be branded […]

Merc Rule 49

Merc Rule 49: The road to hell is paved with politicians. And mimes. Longhorn and Bixby are the local flavors of politician. Longhorn is the Mayor of Three Hub. Helps that he’s the munitions supplier for […]

Merc Rule 48

Welcome to WR 103.7 “The Merc” with wasteland legends Spivey and Coyote Joe! Merc Rule 48: If at first you don’t succeed… explosives ain’t your calling *   *   * COYOTE JOE: It takes a special […]

Merc Rule 46

Merc Rule 46: An eye for an eye is only good for the eyepatch salesman. COYOTE JOE: There’s an old saying about an eye for an eye making everyone blind. It’s true, and it don’t work […]

Merc Rule 44

Merc Rule 44: Flattery will get you halfway… Money will take you the rest. Not every merc can be convinced to do every job. Naturally, some of us are in more demand than others. And it’s […]

Merc Rule 43

Merc Rule 43: A merc is obligated to join a fight under two conditions: 1) someone hit a woman, 2) someone hit a man. Mercs are a scrappy bunch of bastards. They’ll look for any reason […]

Merc Rule 42c

Merc Rule 42c: There are mercs, there are politicians, and there are them who wear ponchos. Mercs can be an untrustworthy sort. They’re lazy. They lie, cheat, and steal. Hell, they’ll even con you out of […]

Merc Rule 42b

Merc Rule 42b: Never trust anyone who consorts with a man in a poncho. First, let’s make sure we all remember Rule 42: Never trust a man in a poncho. If there’s any question on that […]

Merc Rule 42

Merc Rule 42: Never trust a man in a poncho. There’s no shortage of shady characters in the bloody business. Hell, I ain’t come across a merc who didn’t have a closet full of skeletons. But […]

Merc Rule 41

Merc Rule 41: A merc don’t need anyone’s approval. As long as he’s getting paid. -Snake Matthews Now, every merc has done things he wished he hadn’t. But at the end of the day, feeding your […]

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